Koentje K. klaar voor de sloop

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Na de paar weekjes afkicken van zijn cokeverslaving moest Koen Kardashian halsoverkop de kliniek verlaten voor de opnames van het programma waarin hij samen met Kim Feenstra boertje speelt.

“De koeien lucht, de boeren landschappen, de Twentse nuchterheid, de lieve mensen en gastvrijheid, de eeuwige stro jeuk, boer Gerrit en boerin Annie en de lol die ik elke dag weer meer heb in het leven. Dankjewel Twente voor deze hysterisch leuke weken. Jullie hebben mijn hart gevuld met hoop en liefde en ik ben weer klaar voor Amsterdam.” Dat laatste is natuurlijk niet waar. Ja, in het boerenland hebben ze niet op elke hoek van de hooiberg een dealer, in Damsco wel. En daar zitten alle snuifdoosjes met elkaar op het terras. Dus binnenkort kunnen we weer ogen als stuiterballen verwachten.

116 reacties op โ€œKoentje K. klaar voor de sloopโ€

  1. Rapper Sjors (zonder teelballen) zegt:

    Koen, Sjors hier. Ook al ben je een vent, je ziet er uit als een Transformer. Dat vind ik lekker… Dus eet maar pindakaas… En dan ben ik een baas.

    Koen Koen, je bent geen oen
    Maar meer een meloen
    Ik geef je geen coke
    Maar wel mijn dope
    We kunnen gaan babbelen
    Maar je moet wel aan mijn lul sabbelen

    Yeah, let’s go

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    • Dr de Neukert (GGZ) zegt:

      Hallo Sjors, je bent wederom ontsnapt uit de GGZ instelling. Zou je je spoedig kunnen melden, zodat je je niet weer vergrijpt aan de jeugd?

      Alvast bedankt.
      Dr. de Neukert

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  2. Oen Kardiesishan dichter zegt:

    Jan Rozet is de naam
    Genetisch afval daar herken je mij aan
    Veel mensen kwam ik bij de glasbak tegen
    Hebben een handtekening gekregen
    Daar draai ik mijn hand niet voor om
    Eigenlijk lachten ze mij uit en vinden mij stom
    Ik bedel dan om 5 euries en gedraag mij even als een vrindelijke bal
    Daarna snel naar de Gall & Gall
    Denniee roept voor mij altijd in het rond
    Trek Janus Rozet weer uit de stront

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  3. Mark Rutte zegt:

    Lieve Koen Kardashian,

    Je neus, je lippen, je tanden, je huid.
    Kortom je complete bakkes is verbouwd.

    Omdat je je ook in je hol laat nemen is het plaatje compleet.
    Bij dezen beรซdig ik je als Ridder Transformer dn 1st.

    Kusjes,

    Mark Rutte

    P.s. Mocht je nog een gaatje hebben?
    Als het ligt uit gaat heb ik mijn broek op half elf.

    Dan mag je mij ook lekker hard pakken.
    Ik kan haast elke vrouw krijgen maar houd het bij een spannende transformer.

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  4. Mark Rutte II zegt:

    Ik bedoelde natuurlijk licht.
    Dat krijg je er van als je energierekening zo duur maakt.
    Dan ga je er zelf in geloven en schrijf je zelfs licht fout.

    Morgen ga ik weer met een frisse blik aan de slag en zal ik de accijns op diesel gaan verhogen.
    Het zou toch zomaar zijn dat de burger kan gaan sparen en dat is niet de bedoeling.
    Alles is voor Markie.

    P.s. Koen Kardashian je bent bekend met mijn aanbod.
    Hopelijk zien we elkaar snel.

    Kusje op je pik.

    Groetjes,

    Mark Rutte

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    • Dries verkrAgt zegt:

      Mark, je maakt enorm veel taalfouten. Ik ben geen lid meer van CDA, maar je mag altijd langskomen. Vroeger vond men mij een hondenlul, omdat ik tegen abortus ben. Maar eigenlijk had jouw moeder je moeten verzuipen in het bad

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  5. Hooggeleidt zegt:

    Wat krijgt deze lelijk verbouwde relnicht hier een aandacht zeg, en doe eens wat ip-bannetjes uitdelen aan de transformer-woke-fans die onder verschillende namen blijven trollen, die hebben toch niks tegen uitsluiting dus doe ze maar oprotten laten doen dus.

    Nu ga ik kip eten, met een lekker blikje Fernรกndez.

    P’s out, hooggeleidt G!

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